København

Late on this post, as no one was reading, cept Har apperently, anyway, went to Denmark a couple weeks ago for our "October Break" (like 3 days). I was really excited to go, especially to Wood Wood (more on that later), and Norse. This was my first time in the city, Denmark, and Scandanavia, and I liked it alot.
We arrived on a Sunday, so no one was out in the streets. It was cold, not so cold you'd need a jacket, a kind of empty cold. The city was empty aswell, and it the mood seemed very much to match the weather. First thing we saw when arriving at the airport tho was this guy,

he was pumped to be there, ergo, I was too. Ceal (Har and I's mom for those who don't kno) initially had some stupid sheet of directions telling us to go on platform 2 from the airport on the metro to where our hotel was. Seeing as there were like 3 platform 2's, we bought subway tickets and hopped on the next train from platform two. The first thing I thought was "this train is awfully nice for a subway car" and it was as our view of a city out our window faded with each passing minute, we found we were on a national rail service.

This was after our first stop, so we agreed "we'll get off at the next one". Of course, it was an express national rail service, so we were outside the city by the time the train next stopped. We got off, and Ceal thought she had lost her money and was FREAKING OUT. Of course, it was in her stupid purse. We took the next national rail into the city and wasted our money on more tickets (every time we bought a ticket, tho no one or thing ever checked if we had them). Anyway, we eventually made it back to the city, and our metro stop.
We were in this really cool part of the city that had a canal bulit by Swedish slave POWs (LOL) and it used to be the raunchy area of the city. It was lined with bars, and the alleys off it had tatoo parlors and the likes. Very cool, very Danish, very Euro.

First thing we did was to walk down the main road and go to Tivoli, the big amusement park in the middle of the city. Turns out the street we walked on is the largest pedestrain walkway in the world, and it was lined with all sorts of shops, with the trendier ones off side streets (as Ive found is the case with most cities) The TIvoli place was perdy cool, Had some aight rides. There was one in the center tho that was ABSOLUT DOPE. You kno those swingy rides at like all amusement parks? The ones with two chairs on chains, and they spin around so you go at like a 75 degree angle, the ones for pussies( Har and I's fave btw). Yea, Tivoli's got one of those, except ITS FUCKING MASSIVE.


I went on with Ceal, IT WAS SO FUN, altho it was kinda spoiled by Ceal basically crying, freaking out, and screaming at the same time, it kinda bummed me out, If har was there tho it would been great. Kopenhagen has alot of hotdogs too, and theyre surprisingly tasty. I had like 4. The next day we went to the stores (I'll talk about em in a later post p.s. they weren't that good) and walked around the city some more. We went south of the river, which was very quaint, all to go to this one sick tower with stairs on the outside I had read about in Journey to the Center of the Earth (sick book, check it out). The website was all like "If you can touch the gold jesus on top YOUVE GOT BALLS MY FRIEND" so I was all hyped up to show how big my balls were, and it was closed for construction, DARN! We had some bread at a bakery, and I found a carrot on the floor. We had to go soon after, but the trip was very enjoyable, it was quite a nice city, I reccomend visitng, just DONT EXPECT WOOD WOOD TO HAVE ANY OF THEIR OWN FUCKING STOCK
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